Arcade Empire, Pretoria’s best live gig hangout, is moving to a bigger and better venue come July and will be closing on a massive high with Desmond and The Tutus celebrating the launch of their brand-spanking-new album “MNUSIC” on Saturday 30 June. Desmond has been a favourite of mine for some time.
Their tunes are vibey, energetic, humourous and catchy. They are still my band to beat when it comes to live performances and they breathe an easy-going presence while a lot of other bands reek of arrogance in their walk up to fame. For them, its about having a good time, making great songs and giving audiences performances they’ll always remember.
If you are a Desmond ‘Live’ virgin, I feel for you. There is nothing more fantastical then singing the old favourites, cracking The German Modern and dancing like you’ve had Red Bull zapped into your wrist. They bring fun back into rock. Just visit their website (www.desmondandthetutus.co.za) and you’ll get a laugh out of their ‘penis enlargment-sangoma-type’ pages. On their Facebook page, their profile picture pokes a little fun at another South African band (see below)
Take a listen to their stuff and be AMA-zinged and check them out live if you have the chance. You won’t regret it:
Some older hits:
I’m almost 23 and I’m starting to feel old. I’m also looking back at my childhood with the fondest memories. My little cousins are Xbox-ing, watching shows on The Disney Channel that aren’t cartoons and are easily browsing cell phones and maneuvering touch screen gadgets.
It’s changed. My childhood was full of new-bit techno gadgets, old Nintendo, computers that were bulky and grey, Nokia phones that only had Snake as entertainment and Walkmans that skipped the tune when the car went over a speed bump. Pokemon, tazos, cassette mixes, Sketchers and boy bands.
I remember old video tapes we had lying around of The Lion King and my dad used to record Springbok games on the video tape, accidentally recording over a movie my mom wanted to watch. Today, we can pause live TV and record gigabytes full of series and movies. I’ve also realised that I haven’t bought a CD for ages. I have friends who share music and its easily available on the internet. I remember saving up for ‘Now 25’ and ‘Bump’. I used to listen to CD’s while I played with my tamagotchi so I could feel great about keeping my digital dog alive for another day. It was all Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, Westlife, Eminem, Britney, Blink 182, The Beastie Boys and Nirvana.
I know I might still be ‘youthful’, but things have certainly changed. Saturday morning cartoons on Nickelodeon have changed to Hannah Montana goo. Johnny Bravo is now seen as ‘classical’ cartoons. Early Hanna-Barbera cartoons fall out to real-life high school drama on The Disney Channel. MTV has dwindled on music countdowns and videos. Instead, they drive home Jerseyshore and Teen Mom.
One day, we’ll tell our kids about iPods and PVR and they’ll probably chuckle while they push a button for 4D live shows and instant pizza pills. Times change far too quickly.
Surely some of these pics will send you back and make you feel old:
Not long ago I made a post on the movies you need to see before you die. And I missed the mark by not mentioning The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The 1975 film rocked the world with its risqué scenes, sexploits and boogie tunes that never leaves your head. The rock musical stage play is a parody of B-movie, science fiction and horror films of the late 1940s through early 1970s and gives audiences humour, romance and intrigue. I remember watching the play at The Barnyard Theatre on my sixteenth birthday party. Maybe I was innocent but I didn’t shy away from time-warping and laughing at the awkwardness, ripped abs and cheesy tunes.
Brad Majors (Barry Bostwick) and Janet Weiss(Susan Sarandon) find themselves lost and with a flat tire on a cold and rainy late November evening. Seeking a phone, Brad and Janet discover a group of strange and eccentric people who are holding an Annual Transylvanian Convention. They soon meet Dr. Frank N. Furter (Tim Curry), a self-proclaimed “Sweet Transvestite” from Transsexual,Transylvania. We meet Frank N Furter’s delectable creation Rocky, handyman Riff Raff and rebel Eddie. It’s quite bonkers, a luscious freak show that has stamped the film as a cult classic. It’s a movie you cannot go without. In its release, it brought audiences to a standstill. There was nothing like it: an exploration of rebellion and revolution; youth and romance.
Check this out. You’ll recognise the songs.
HOW TO DO THE TIME-WARP (Agaaaaaaain)
Theme: over the top. A flash of neon everything, sickly sweet cocktails and gel people.
Rivonia has got a new embarrassing asset in Avastar Night Club.
Agggh, flames! Lazer in my eyes!
Instead of the blue creatures James Cameron brought us, AvaZef will take you to a magical world where glow sticks
and semi-nakedness reigns. Vegas-inspired neon mind-blowing zef.
Can this be any more zef-ball?
Anyway, it could be popular for those who want to klap the beats hard bru.
Wait is that Snooki?
Johnny Depp has separated from his partner of 14 years, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis.
A-list love can’t last in plumped up Hollywood. Perhaps Johnny will be his seclusive self and find a home in South Africa.
Women everywhere celebrate and quietly ponder their Depp meeting. We can only dream.
Johnny: I’ve decided…
Me: Are you-
Johnny: Johnny Depp
Me: You’re here…
Johnny: Africa is where I belong but I’m afraid
Me: Lions stay behind fences…
Johnny: No, no. I mean…I am alone
Me: I read in Heat mag…I’m…sorry?
Johnny: Don’t be…it’s part of the plan
Me: Tim Burton’s plan?
Me: Burton in Africa…really?
Johnny: I will play a sangoma
Me: be a pirate!
Johnny: I’ve done that before. I never play the same roles…
Me: Alrighty… Helen Bonham Carter will play your wife. Sangoma love.
Johnny:…genius …I knew there was a reason I came here.
Me: Oh gosh thanks I-
Johnny: I love Tim…
I’m glad I looked relatively okay in my high school yearbook (mostly because we didn’t take individual pictures). In a school of around 1500 girls, I’d say it was a logical explanation that ‘photo day’ meant we’d be posing along with 100 others. So, when I spotted myself in the yearbook, I was a tiny smiling head of happiness. I was either in a group of a few girls holding hockey sticks or my class, smiling and posing and hoping your eyes weren’t closed. In primary school, I was relatively cute enough with getting away with individual snapshots. I had the freckles, the hair and the cheesy grin down.
Apart from that, I relatively like to take photos, not be a part of ‘the captured minions’. I feel like I hold some sort of unequaled power with a camera in my hand. I feel important and people look at you like you have a small alligator. That’s right…run away.
For many, it’s not as easy posing. I hate it. It’s unordered and fake and I feel like those school ‘photo day’ photographers (usually with 80’s taches and flowered shirts) push you to make an ordered line so they frame can be perfect. There’s nothing great about a bunch of people waiting for the flash.
Photographer man at picture day
For some, yearbooks can be your greatest downfall. Years from now, your friends and once-upon-a-time crushes will look at your photo and say “At least I don’t look like that” or “At least I didn’t get with that”.
I’m exceptionally grateful I didn’t live two decades ago. Despite my great love for 80’s music, the hair is beyond comprehension.
Also, what do you do in an individual photograph? Do you sit straight? Where do you put your hands? Do you flash some pearly whites? Which is your better side? (everyone has a better side) and where do I look? In the lens? At your friend in the queue up next? (which can result in having a laughing photo). Whatever you do remember to hide the evidence because it will usually turn up on your mom’s coffee table of your birthday party. Be prepared.
Let’s be different with this shot!
You’re in the school band…do you really need more teenage plight?
The look in the sky gaze. Classic.
Be special for mom
The lightning flash
Sunnyside without the sun
Sky buildings below
Women sell their legs
To those before us
The boy on Atterbury shaking in shorts
The student who pops
Die manne wat rugby kyk
Loftus se blou blou hart
The dancefloor’s illegal
As they swing around
swig the cane train
Across the road, robots swap
Police on the trail
Burnett is burnt
In high-rise cheques
And morning regrets
Shudder on the railway tracks
Set in the dingy
The president’s place
With men who have no faces
Guns and get out
The helicopter garage
The parks rich in green
Tanned in June’s rime
The statues that tell of beginnings
The little blazers
of four-squared schools that march
the derby days
the chugging buses
The malls glitz
The Kolannade’s swift
Cars with lights, wheels with stones
The Sunday flea market bargains
The sinners who collect Friday nights
Afrikaans se plek
The rock, the smoking rock
The dance of the night
N1 buzzing through hell
Adverts that sell you
Die FM wat kook
Streets we name by their old names
The zoo’s circling happiness
A zoom zoom with the train
Square is juvenile
Tiger Tiger roars
Ty’s cries with heels
Arcadebounces off rocksters
Brooklyn’s coffee and cake
Aandklas’ se ou Queen en Marley hits
Duncan’s high eats
The gardens sparkle
The ponds with the nannies
The putt-putt caves
In the capitol’s rays
Eye candy, sunsets and bullets. This 2001 classic follows the story of Danny and Rafe, their lives as soldiers and falling for the same girl (the lovely Kate Beckinsale who plays Evelyn).MichaelBayhits hard at getting personal with history and making us sob away. Its heartbreaking, gut-wrenching and full of explosions, kissing and dirty soldiers fighting for the good ol’USA. We’ll forgive Bay for the movie’s mishaps when it comes to historic fact. It’s a tear-jerker and a lovely one at that.
Johnny Depp’s offbeat characters are masterful and Edward Scissorhands is no exception. This goes back two decades ago and will leave you more in love with Johnny than ever. Johnny plays Edward who just happens to have scissors for hands. There is fantasy, humour and romance. It’sBurtonmagic like we’ve come to know. Edward is an unfinished creation who falls for Winona Ryder’s character. He knows only innocence andWinonasees Edward’s beauty.
It’s Tarantino cool. It’s a mix of four tales of violence and redemption. Two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster’s wife, and a pair of diner bandits and eclectic dialogue that will keep you at the edge of your seat. Tarantino’s crazy storylines and dark sense of humour makes it a must-see. Samuel L. Jackson and Travolta with guns, a mysterious briefcase and punchy one-liners. Classic.
If you haven’t seen Lion King your life is sad. If I am a mommy one day, I’ll make sure my kids see it. If you don’t know (shun), it follows the story of a young lion Simba, his uncle Scar’s evil pursuit of the crown from Simba’s father Mufasa and all the courage, humour and catchy sing-alongs to keep you riveted and crying. It’s magical, encouraging and heart felt. Hakuna Matata and all!
Leo in all his bright-eyed innocence and Kate in all her magnificence and elegance. James Cameron, bow down. It’s epic, larger-than-life and a historic classic. It’s filled with that damn iceberg, crazy love scenes, sketching, jealousy, heroics and heartbreak. Titanic is one of those movies you could watch over and over again. Cameron’s attention to detail is amazing and Leo’s cute third-class romantic is hypnotizing. You will shudder at the history and pursuit of reckless abandon. Your heart will go on!