Johnny Depp has separated from his partner of 14 years, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis.
A-list love can’t last in plumped up Hollywood. Perhaps Johnny will be his seclusive self and find a home in South Africa.
Women everywhere celebrate and quietly ponder their Depp meeting. We can only dream.
Johnny: I’ve decided…
Me: Are you-
Johnny: Johnny Depp
Me: You’re here…
Johnny: Africa is where I belong but I’m afraid
Me: Lions stay behind fences…
Johnny: No, no. I mean…I am alone
Me: I read in Heat mag…I’m…sorry?
Johnny: Don’t be…it’s part of the plan
Me: Tim Burton’s plan?
Me: Burton in Africa…really?
Johnny: I will play a sangoma
Me: be a pirate!
Johnny: I’ve done that before. I never play the same roles…
Me: Alrighty… Helen Bonham Carter will play your wife. Sangoma love.
Johnny:…genius …I knew there was a reason I came here.
Me: Oh gosh thanks I-
Johnny: I love Tim…